guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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