The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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