I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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