I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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