did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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