Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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