oh god the rape fog is back!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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