im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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