well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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