I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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