So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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