did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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