Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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