Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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