thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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