Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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