weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
