Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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