me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize
