Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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