fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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