if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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