So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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