Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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