i permit you to call me
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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