Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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