Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
