You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I'm always down for nudity.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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