I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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