So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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