why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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