So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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