just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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