I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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