When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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