what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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