am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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