I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
a search helicopter?!
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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