This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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