Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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