Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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