What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Shame is for Republicans.
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