He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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