Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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