I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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