What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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