I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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