How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
