We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
it's like heaven, but drunker
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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