my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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