we're blogging at a bar
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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