I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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